Make glass disappear! Turn a tomato into a plum! See a "solid" wall vanish before your eyes and more. It's all done with optics! These magical inquiry-based lessons in light and vision, also known as Dumpster Optics, may be easily replicated with inexpensive, commonly found supplies. These informative and engaging hands-on activities are some of the favorite demonstrations used for optics outreach and youth education. They are perfect for budget-constrained teachers and outreach providers who have little or no funds for formal kits and expensive supplies. Complete instructions, partial materials, and supplier lists will be provided.